Chuck Norris in the Morning

Ok so I totally do not remember posting anything lastnight on here. Kinda funny when I look at it.



So for some reason here at work in the good ol IT department we all got on Chuck Norris Jokes, here are a few we came accross:


Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

I don't know why I thought these were so funny but they were this morning.

- Clive Law